God Hates Shrimp
It is a beautiful parody of the people who believe homosexuality is wrong because of the passage in Leviticus about it being an abomination.
"Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites."